I am glad then. Mostly because I would not have any idea how to treat an "ass bruise". It sounds painful and awkward.

Ah! I know that feeling! I do it all the time. Well... I say something stupid and then I hide. I think you're just fine too. Perhaps you're like us? It's nice to find other people like this, actually. For some reason we all seem to get along really well with each other but not great with everyone else?

An arm wrestle? For bonding? All right. Should we do it when I come over for food?